01Logo designerShips the mark, keeps the meaning.INV #001
02Brand strategistA 90-page deck the developer will never read.INV #002
03Web designerDesigns it beautiful. Blames the developer.INV #003
04DeveloperBuilt what the file said. The file was wrong.INV #004
05CopywriterWords arrive after the layout locks.INV #005
06Motion artistAnimates the logo. It matches nothing.INV #006
07Hosting companySupport ticket ETA: your whole launch.INV #007
08Email providerYou, googling MX records at midnight.INV #008
+YouProject manager. Unpaid. Holding it together.NO INVOICE
Subtotal — 8 vendors and counting · accountable — 00